You can cut the head off a Teletubby and it’ll suddenly become The Imposter

Waluigi, tall dark, and purple will never be on the Smash roster

These are things that are guaranteed to scare a caveman

These are things that are guaranteed to scare a caveman

You can use glass telephones to summon sandwiches to your doorstep

Any group of guys who harmonize well regardless of location is a barbershop quartet

These are things that are guaranteed to scare a caveman

These are things that are guaranteed to scare a caveman

But what do you gain from scaring a caveman?

Self-satisfaction, for eliciting a primitive reaction

Good job you dingus, you blew this whole time travel adventure for the rest of us

Back to the lab

We wear these things on our feet called “shoes” - they used to be cows

There’s an entire industry built on maintaining your eyebrows

These are things that are guaranteed to scare a caveman

These are things that are guaranteed to scare a caveman

You can make small fires in your home and put them on a cake

Ducks that are boys are called drakes

These are things that are guaranteed to scare a caveman

These are things that are guaranteed to scare a caveman

Oh no, the space-time continuum is folding in on itself!

We must have scared too many cavemen!

Who’s we? YOU scared the cavemen!

Well sOrRy for trying to have a little fun on these boring science expeditions

BORING SCI - WE LITERALLY TRAVELED THROUGH TIME TO THE PALEOLITHIC.

THERE’S NOTHING TO DO AROUND HERE!

NOTHING’S BEEN INVENTED YET!

Did I leave the stove on?