I, I, I put Nesquik Powder in my orange juice

I, I, I put Nesquik Powder in my orange juice

Intrusive thoughts won today

It tasted bad, suffice it to say

A scoop of chocolate dust in a glass of orange juice

Is an offer you should refuse

I, I, I put honey mustard on my cereal

I, I, I put honey mustard on my cereal

It turned my tastebuds inside out

A flavor similar to grout (you know, for tiles)

The zing of yellow sauce, the crunch of Lucky Charms

Does no good and only harm

Things haven't been the same since she left me

She would have stopped me from combining mismatched foods

Without her in my life, I'm putting my health in strife

To fill the hole she made by leaving me for good (leaving me for good)

I, I, I put Sriracha on a jellybean

I, I, I put Sriracha on a jellybean

I don't know what I expected

I have no legs to stand corrected

Spicy pepper, candy legume

Is a recipe for doom

Is a recipe for doom