Scooters of LA

There are more BIRD scooters in LA

Than there are actual birds

If you don’t believe me

Then just listen to my words

When’s the last time you saw a pigeon in a public space

Probably before they had a scooter take their place

Might I say the scooters chose a fitting name

Cause soon they’ll go the way of the dodo pretty soon

There are more Lime Scooters in LA

Than there are actual limes

A citrus fruit, so green and round

They’ve become scare over time

Outside of the grocery store where the limes should be

There’s a row of scooters lined up one two three

This phenomenon is getting out of hand

But soon enough, like the hoverboard we’ll get bored

Scooters of LA are clogging up the streets

People don’t wear helmets and instead wear Beats

What was once a children’s toy is now a threat

It’s fate is sealed (fate is sealed)

As natural selection (Darwinism)

On wheels

Fun Fact:

The original working title was “The Scooter Song”