Theme Park On A Wednesday

It’s cloudy with the ever so slight chance of rain, I leave the house at 10:15

I parked my car directly in front of the gate, this is my kinda scene

The food stalls are open but empty, the show performers are phoning it in

But the lines are shorter than they normally are, let the fun begin

Going to a theme park on a Wednesday, my favorite ride is closed for repairs

Going to a theme park on a Wednesday, the Tilt-a-whirl has empty chairs

All the B-list mascots are greeting guests, whatever guests there are to meet

I got myself a picture with Snoopy’s cousin’s roommate's former mailman, Pete

The carousel horses called in sick now it’s just a spinning tent

That minor oddity won’t stop my fun - finite-time on Earth well spent

Going to a theme park on a Wednesday, my favorite ride is closed for repairs

Going to a theme park on a Wednesday, the Ferris wheel has empty chairs

The food stalls are open but empty The show performers are phoning it in

But the lines are shorter than they normally are Let the fun begin

Going to a theme park on a Wednesday, my favorite ride is closed for repairs

Going to a theme park on a Wednesday, the tilt-a-whirl has empty chairs

Going to a theme park on a Wednesday, my favorite ride is closed for repairs

Going to a theme park on a Wednesday, the kiddie rides have empty chairs

We’re fading out

We’re fading out

You know we're fading out

We're fading out