Yes! Absolutely Go Outside

Yes! Absolutely (Go Outside)

Everything those doctors say is fake

Go to the beach, get a good tan

This is the best choice that you can make

Throw out your mask, never wash your hands again

(Touch everything around you with no gloves)

Three’s a crowd so quadruple it, that’s not enough! Quadruple it again

(Now push each other and don’t forget to shove)

Do you miss grandma? Go visit her.

Don’t let the government bog you down

Breaking rules is super cool, you’re definitely not a clown

Yes! Absolutely (Go Outside)

Everything those doctors say is fake

Go to the beach, get a good tan

This is the best choice that you can make

You’ve grown tired of Dalgona coffee and run the gamut of finding new hobbies

(Return to the world like nothing ever changed)

Everything’s fine just look around, your favorite cafe forever closed down

(Aren’t you glad that nothing ever changed)

Do you miss grandma go visit her

It’s the people (yeah) who have the power

Grab an ax or a chainsaw and chop down the 5G tower

Yes! Absolutely (Go Outside)

Everything those doctors say is fake

Go to the beach, get a good tan

This is the best choice that you can make

You need a haircut, I need a haircut

Reopen the state, Reopen the state

You need a haircut, I need a haircut

Reopen the state, Reopen the state

Do you miss grandma? Go visit her.

Don’t let the government bog you down

Breaking rules is super cool, you’re definitely not a clown

(Definitely not a clown)

Yes! Absolutely (Go Outside)

Everything those doctors say is fake

Go to the beach, get a good tan

This is the best choice that you can make

This is the best choice that you can make

This is the best choice that you can make

Oh good. You made it to the end of the song . . . this song was sarcastic.
— Dillon M.