You’ve Aged (The New Birthday Song)

Are you tired of the underpaid staff of chain restaurants singing you that ancient birthday tune that predates sliced bread by 35 years?

Well sonny Jim I’ve got you covered with this brand new gluten-free birthday song!

Hit it, boys!

You’ve aged, you’ve aged, you’ve aged again

The Earth revolved around the sun you happen to be there for the ride

You’ve aged, you’ve aged, you’ve aged again

Get up, go nuts and have a blast it could very well be your last

Happy birthday!